"You should come visit my church this Sunday."
"My church has the best worship band."
"You should give 10% to your church."
"You should serve in your church programs."
"Make sure you pick a church that belongs to an evangelical denomination."
"Make sure you celebrate Christmas every year as the best holiday of the year."
"My Father and I can't hang around with sinners, so my Father will kill me. I will pay the price for your sin so you can go to heaven when you die."
"I'm a 5 and a 1/2 point Calvinist."
"You should only listen to Christian music."
"Don't drink wine... unless it's the good stuff I make."
"Read this tract. "
"Repeat this sinners prayer after me."
"Here is a book I've written for you to follow, you should call it the Word of God."
Happy April Fools Day! :)
Have I missed some?