He makes me lie down in green pastures,
he leads me beside quiet waters,
he restores my soul.
He guides me in paths of righteousness
for his name's sake....
Psalms 23 (Playdough Version)
OK, sorry. I know that sounds sacrilegious. My point is this:
If pastor means shepherd, and we call somebody other than God our pastor... do you see how wrong it can sound?