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THIS BLOG IS: my personal journey of how I am rethinking some of my spiritual beliefs.
THIS BLOG IS NOT: intended to point fingers at people who I think are wrong.
I do not believe the final judgement will be based on how many correct answers we get on a theology exam. I believe many people throughout history have had genuine relationships with our Lord and Saviour Jesus, despite holding questionable beliefs and practices. I make no claim to having it all figured out or being your judge. If we end up disagreeing over these topics I pray we can find a way to demonstrate grace.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Dec 21 Judgement Day Princess Bride Style

A bit of a re-post here. There is some talk again about an upcoming apocalypse. Could Dec 21, 2012 be judgement day?  I posted this previously for the last big one, anybody remember May 21, 2011?  

(Warning: If you haven't watched Princess Bride, this may not make any sense.)

God:
All right. When is judgment day?
The battle of wits has begun.
It ends when you decide and we both wait and find out who is right...and who is dead.
Vizzini:
But it's so simple.
All I have to do is divine from what I know of you:
are you the sort of god who tells us December 21st is judgment day?
Now, a clever god would hint that it may be December 21st just to get everyone to repent. But only a great fool would fall for that since Jesus didn't even know the day or the hour. But I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose December 21st. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not assume it is not December 21st.
God:
You've made your decision then?
Vizzini:
Not remotely.
Because there have been so many previous judgment day predictions, as everyone knows, and they have all obviously been wrong, so considering the pattern I clearly can not believe December 21st is judgment day.
God:
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini:
WAIT TILL I GET GOING! Where was I?
God:
previous predictions.
Vizzini:
Yes, previous predictions.
And you must have suspected I would see the pattern and be suspicious this time. You would have expected this, so I can clearly choose the date in front of me.
God:
You're just stalling now.

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